Friday, April 3, 2009

Marital Snitch

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A man who robbed an Ogden, Utah pharmacy was apprehended by the police after a tip from an unlikely source. The man’s wife informed police her husband was the robber after he came home high, and needed to be taken to the hospital for an apparent overdose. In her phone call to the police the woman also stated that she was sick of her husband leaving the toilet seat up and having to constantly pick up after him. KSL

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Robert Downey, junior?

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A family in Orting, Washington received quite the shock Thursday morning when they were awoken by an intruder who was drinking beer, and searching for porn on the family computer. Police are still searching for the man. However, things are looking up for the man, who has just been cast as the new lead in Iron Man 2. KOMO

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Foiled Again


A woman was arrested while trying to steal $1,200 worth of merchandise from a St. Louis area grocery store. The woman was apprehended when she attempted to exit using the wrong automatic door. The woman hid some of the merchandise under her Midvale School for the Gifted sweatshirt. KSDK

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Go Granny Go

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A Salem, Oregon grandmother was arrested for driving at speeds in excess of 100mph, all while her grandson was in the passenger seat. The grandmother was also cited for driving with her turn signal on. KGW

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Pizza Pizza

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A woman in Pine Bluff, Arkansas pulled a gun on a pizza delivery man when she did not have enough money to pay for her pizza. The delivery man was later quoted as saying “It was like something out of movie, but not the good kind of movie that usually stars delivery men” KATV7

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Up In Smoke

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An arsonist is on the loose in Medford Oregon. His target 1990s green Ford Escorts. Thankfully, Medford can sleep easy after this latest attack. All the green Ford Escorts in the Pacific Northwest have now been destroyed. Fox News

Monday, February 23, 2009

Spring Cleaning

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Methamphetamine dealers have begun setting up drug labs in motel rooms around the country. The motel rooms are an attractive option because drug makers can easily go unnoticed by police and other patrons. However these roaming meth labs leave many toxic chemicals behind, that can linger for days, and are expensive to clean up. And you thought the maids only had to worry about what they found in the sheets. FOX NEWS