Spring Cleaning

Methamphetamine dealers have begun setting up drug labs in motel rooms around the country. The motel rooms are an attractive option because drug makers can easily go unnoticed by police and other patrons. However these roaming meth labs leave many toxic chemicals behind, that can linger for days, and are expensive to clean up. And you thought the maids only had to worry about what they found in the sheets. FOX NEWS

Kaboom

The Orange County Explosive Ordinance team was called to a house in suburban Orlando to investigate a suspicious device found in a family’s mailbox. The suspicious device was later identified as a Styrofoam cup. Later that day the Air Force was called to investigate a peculiar flying object, upon further investigation this object was found to be nothing more than a balloon. NEWS13

It's Begining to look a lot Like Christmas

A Chicago woman is suing a Santa Clause impersonator for injuries suffered, when the allegedly drunken Santa knocked her down on the sidewalk. The woman is seeking monetary damages from the impersonator. She must have been pretty naughty to earn a beatdown form Santa, as opposed to the customary lump of coal. MSNBC

Getting to the Point

Here is an interesting story about the increase of weapons confiscations at LA County Superior Courthouses in 2007. The majority of the weapons confiscated were knives, scissors, and razorblades. The most interesting weapon seized however, was a sword disguised as a cane. This leads to two questions 1) Where do you get a cane disguised as a sword? and 2) How much?NBC4

Some Things Never Change

An intact WWI French battleship was discovered resting on the Mediterranean Sea floor. The battleship Danton was sunk in 1917 by German torpedoes. Upon discovery by an unmanned submarine, the French battleship promptly surrendered.CNN

Here Goes Nothing

In an attempt to be more relevant, and further my writing skills I have decided to start blogging. (yikes). I figure I’ll post funny stories that I see online, and then give my two cents about them. This is a work in progress so bare with me.