Go Granny Go

A Salem, Oregon grandmother was arrested for driving at speeds in excess of 100mph, all while her grandson was in the passenger seat. The grandmother was also cited for driving with her turn signal on. KGW

Pizza Pizza

A woman in Pine Bluff, Arkansas pulled a gun on a pizza delivery man when she did not have enough money to pay for her pizza. The delivery man was later quoted as saying “It was like something out of movie, but not the good kind of movie that usually stars delivery men” KATV7

Up In Smoke

An arsonist is on the loose in Medford Oregon. His target 1990s green Ford Escorts. Thankfully, Medford can sleep easy after this latest attack. All the green Ford Escorts in the Pacific Northwest have now been destroyed. Fox News